Thursday, July 6, 2017

BRALESS THURSDAY - TAKE OFF YOUR BRA: #SMALLBOOBSPROBLEMS - 17 PROBLEMS ONLY UNDERSTOOD By WOMEN With SMALL BREASTS!!!



GOOD BRALESS THURSDAY to ALL of My CRAZY COOL GROOVY!!! Family, Friends, Frats, Fans, Followers, Frenemies, and; FANTABULICIOUSTICAL Funky Fresh Fly Folks of ALL Colors, Shaps, Sizes, Flavors, Persuasions, and; Denominations!!!

LADIES;

At any time within the past 24 hours, have YOU taken time to TAKE OFF YOUR BRA?

Are YOU still wearing your bra 24/7/365?

When in the comfort and privacy of your own home, are YOU ever able to TAKE OFF YOUR BRA?

When you go to sleep for the night, are YOU able to TAKE OFF YOUR BRA?

Do YOU regularly wear a PROPERLY-FITTING BRA?

When was the last time that YOU attended a PROFESSIONAL BRA FITTING?

Are YOU aware of a  Family Medical History of BREAST CANCER, or; any types of cancer in your family?

Have YOU made an appointment with your physician to discuss your FAMILY MEDICAL HISTORY?

If you are at least 35 years of age, have YOU made an appointment for you annual MAMMOGRAM?

If you are at least 25 years of age, do YOU practice monthly BREAST SELF-EXAMS?

If you are at least 20 years of age, do YOU practice BREAST MASSAGE?

Are YOU currently, or; do YOU plan to be a BREASTFEEDING MOMMY?

Are YOU aware that having SMALL BREASTS can be equally as troublesome as having LARGE BREASTS?

If your answer to the last question is NO, and; you are in the comfort and privacy of your own home, NOW would probably be a good time for YOU to TAKE OFF YOUR BRA.

Just under a year-and-a-half ago, Yours Truly CCG posted BRALESS THURSDAY - #BIGBOOBSPROBLEMS: 21 PROBLEMS ONLY UNDERSTOOD By WOMEN With BIG BREASTS.

So; it would only be fair for a Good Brother to shed light on some of the difficulties faced by your sisters of smaller proportions.


BUZZFEED buzzes:

1. CLEAVAGE:

You can stuff, you can hoist, you can tape, you can use any mechanism of modern engineering -- but nope, girl, nothing's ever gonna peek out of THERE.

2. GOING BRALESS:

We still need nip coverage and shaping, or else it'll look like a bird's-eye view of two tents being pitched inside our shirt.

3. The ANGUISH Of STRAPLESS TOPS:


1. It's going to fall down ALL DAY.
2. My shoulders are broad and I don't have boobs to balance it out, so I look like a linebacker.
3. The weird armpit fat cleavage — NO ONE LIKES THIS.

4. WEARING A NAME TAG:
Just another reminder of how pint-sized the twins are.

MAMA MIA muses:

5. I NEED To SEE YOUR ID Ma'aM:
You still get ID-ed sometimes. Because in the chest region, you resemble a 12-year-old boy.
6, SLEEPING On YOUR BACK:
When you lie down, your boobs completely vanish.
7. BRALETTES:
It’s occurred to you that you could fit into those “bralettes” marketed at 4-year-olds.
8. MATCHING BIKINI TOPS And BOTTOMS:
Those “matching set” bikinis? You always need one size smaller up top.
9.  LITTLE SISTER PROBLEMS:
Your little sister outgrew your hand-me-down bras when you were 11.
10. BOOB GAP:
The bane of your life is the “boob gap”- then you’re wearing a low-cut top and everyone can see that gap between boob and bra, because you just can’t fill it.

ADORE ME assesses:
11. PUSH-UP BRAS:
Don’t even get us started on push-up bras. We have NOTHING TO PUSH UP!
12. STUFFING:
When you still had hope something would happen in middle school or highschool, you tried to stuff your bra. This may have been a great band-aid to your sad situation – until you had to hit the pool.
13. The FOOD GODS:
You pray to the Food Gods that you’ll put on some weight and it’ll go to your boobs. Then deal with the soul crushing reality it just goes to your stomach. Which now sticks out further than your boobs.

BOLDE bares:
14. LOW-CUT TOPS:
Low cut shirts are great. The problem is, you need larger breasts to fill in the shirt and keep it from simply falling open every time you move. This wouldn’t be such as problem if designers could make something that’s not cut down to the navel. A form fitting V-neck  that ends just above the breasts is all we ask for.
15. CONSTANTLY BEING ASKED If YOU Are GOING To GET IMPLANTS:
Could you be any ruder? Small breasts don’t mean I’m unhappy with the way I look. My back doesn’t hurt. I can run without hitting myself in the face. Guys still find me sexy. Do you know how many pairs of shoes and cute tops I could buy with that money? If you want implants, go for it. Just don’t expect me to get them because you don’t like my size.
16. TRYING To FAKE YOUR SIZE:
Before we learn to love our flatter chests, we do stupid things like wear those ultra padded bras. That’s great until you meet someone and it’s time for the bra to come off. All you can think of is how he’ll react when he sees you’re not a D, but an A. Will it be a turn off? What happens if you’re wearing a water or gel bra and it springs a leak? It’s too damn stressful for you to even enjoy yourself.
17. YOU Have SEEN GUYS With BIGGER BOOBS Than YOURS:
I admit I feel a little less confident about my curves when I see a man with bigger boobs than me. Guys might call them pecs, but when they’re fatty, well rounded and even sag a little, those are man boobs. They’re not attractive, but at the same time, it’s a little uncomfortable seeing a guy more well-endowed on top than you are.

LADIES;
Regardless of your breast size, YOU Are BEAUTIFUL, and; BEAUTY-FULL!!!
As ALWAYS; do NOT attempt to self-diagnose ANY problems regarding your breast health. If YOU feel that you are having an issue with any aspect of your BREAST HEALTH, do NOT hesitate to contact your physician.
HAPPY TAKE OFF YOUR BRA, TAKE CARE Of YOUR BREASTS, TAKE CARE Of YOURSELVES, And; DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY With YOUR BREASTS BRALESS THURSDAY!!!
PEACE, LOVE, And BOUNTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BRALESS THURSDAY BLESSINGS;
-CCG





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