Tuesday, August 23, 2016

FEDERAL ELECTION COMMISSION CRACKING DOWN On DEEZ NUTS, CAPTAIN CRUNCH, & OTHER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES!!!




The Federal Election Commission is making it harder for you to pull the lever for "Deez Nutz."
The FEDERAL ELECTION COMMISSION (FEC) has recentlynannounced a crackdown on "fake" PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES such as 15-year-old DEEZ NUTSCAPTAIN CRUNCHDIS P*$$Y, and others!!!


The Commission has authorized staff to send verification letters to filers listing fictional characters, obscene language, sexual references, celebrities (where there is no indication that the named celebrity submitted the filing), animals, or similarly implausible entries as the name or contact information of the candidate or committee.
Here's a list of others we expect will soon RIP (Rest in Prankdom):
  • Dat Phat A$$
  • Queen Elsa Ice
  • Beast Mode
  • Butt Stuff 
  • Master Alexander Soy Sauce and Taters Gordh First
  • Limberbutt McCubbins
  • Joe Biden from Trap Queen Avenue
  • Doge Wow
  • Tyrone Longdick

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