Sunday, March 13, 2016

JAY PHAROAH, DARRELL HAMMOND, & LARRY DAVID As BEN CARSON, DONALD TRUMP, & BERNIE SANDERS On SNL!!!

Last night on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, they cold-opened with a parody of JAY PHARAOH as Dr. BEN CARSON endorsing DARRELL HAMMOND as DONALD TRUMP!!!
DARRELL/DONALD said;
“Dr. Ben Carson is a very special man. And, for once, I don’t mean that as an insult to the mentally challenged.”
JAY/BEN replied;
“I am so thrilled to be here today. I am positively turnt.”
JAY/BEN continued;
“I have learned there are two Donald Trumps. There’s the man you’ve seen every night onstage for eight months — the guy who calls people losers and brags about his penis. But there’s also the friendly man I had breakfast with earlier today for 10 minutes. He gave me a muffin.”
DARRELL/DONALD interjected;
“OK, that’s enough for now. Let’s get this guy a juice box and a nap.”
BEN said
“Bye, America. It’s been weird.”
Next up, LARRY DAVID as BERNIE SANDERS appeared via satellite from his hotel room in Illinois fresh off his upset win in Michigan.
Asked how he pulled off said feat, David-as-Sanders said he “spent a lot of time in Michigan.”
LARRY/BERNIE said;
“I don’t know if you’re aware of this,” he explained. “But they give you 10 cents for recycled cans. I made a fortune. My message is resonating with a very diverse group of white people,” he continued. “I’ve got supporters of all ages: 18-year-olds, 19-year-olds. And that’s it. The young people love me … because I’m just like them — I’ve got a lot of big plans and absolutely no idea how to achieve them.”
-CCG




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