Tuesday, July 14, 2015

DAVID LETTERMAN DELIVERS DONALD TRUMP TOP 10!!!


DAVID LETTERMAN says he had no regrets about retiring from his late-night comedy show -- until Donald Trump's presidential campaign took off!!!

Saturday night in SAN ANTONIO, TX, the now fully-bearded DAVID LETTERMAN said;
"I have made the biggest mistake of my life, ladies and gentlemen."
CNN reports in a surprise appearance at a show hosted by fellow comedians Steve Martin and Martin Short, Letterman reprised his famous 'Top 10' list to chide Trump, the real estate mogul who has shot near the front of the Republican field even as he's made controversial remarks about undocumented immigrants from Mexico.

TOP 10 INTERSTING FACTS About DONALD TRUMP:

10. That thing on his head was the gopher in CADDYSHACK.

9. During sex Donald Trump calls out his own name.

8. He looks like that gut in the lifeboat with the women in children.

7. He wants to build a wall - how about building a wall around that thing on his head?

6. He walked away from a moderately successful TV show for some...

5. Donald trump weighs 240 lbs. - 250 with cologne.

4. Donald Trump would like all Americans to know that thing on his head is free-range.

3. (Tie) Instead of pardoning a family on thanksgiving, Donald Trump plans to evict a family on Thanksgiving.

3. (Tie)  That's not a hairdo, it's a wind advisory.

2. Donald Trump has p*ss*d off so many Mexicans he's starring in a movie entitled called NO AMIGOS

1. Thanks to Donald Trump the Republican mascot is also an A$$.
 
-CCG
 

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