Sunday, January 11, 2015

PLAYBOY: 101 REASONS COLD WEATHER Is BETTER Than HOT WEATHER!!!

101 Reasons Cold Weather Is Better Than Warm Weather:
Yours truly CCG gets it and FEEL IT!!!

It’s cold outside. And according to you, u, You, U, and especially YOU and ur latest facebook post, “Cold weather can go to H3LL!!!”

Just as well, Ya Boy CCG understands that sentiment.

But now that we are firmly wrapped in winter’s bosom, we’d all like to think that warm weather is infallible and cold weather is the devil.

Check out the TOP 25 from PLAYBOY: 101 REASONS COLD WEATHER Is BETTER Than HOT WEATHER:

1) Cold weather gives you an excuse to do absolutely nothing all day.

2) Your ex girlfriend is less likely to show up at your door with a knife.

3) Getting sh*tfaced inside is more fun when it’s cold outside.
4) Snow days.

5) You sleep better in cold weather which leads to better productivity or something I bet.

6) You get to wear sweaters and sweaters are pretty cool.

7) You can get super fat and no one will know.

8) Hot chocolate.

9) Santa loves cold weather. Are YOU saying Santa is wrong?!?!?

10) All the bugs are dead. F*ck bugs.

11) You’re less likely to get pulled over by cops because hey they don’t like being cold either.

12) You get an excuse to make indoor fires.

13) You know who hates cold weather? That’s right, SATAN!!!

14) You can’t watch people eat sh*t in ice in warm weather now can you.

15) Hour long showers (beat sessions) are excused.

16) Lots of work if you’re a tow-truck driver.

17) Lots of work if you’re a snowplow operator.

18) Lots of work if you’re a professional White Walker impersonator.

19) What I’m saying is that it’s good for the economy.

20) You get to hate your local meteorologist unabashedly.

21) You get to complain about the weather every 5 minutes on Facebook.

22) It’s more normal to watch shows about finding the Abominable Snowman in cold weather.

23) HOTH is pretty cool. Are you saying Hoth isn’t cool?

24) Snuggles! <3

25) Have an old pet or relative you’re tired of supporting? They’re more likely to die in cold weather!

-CCG

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