Yesterday, NOVEMBER 17, was NATIONAL UNFRIEND DAY on FACEBOOK!!!
NATIONAL UNFRIEND DAY is a stunt created by ABC late night talkfest JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE Host JIMMY KMMEL, and may soon become the next big thing.
According to ESQUIRE Journalist JOHN HENDRICKSON, here are the FATAL 15 of the TOP 25 PEOPLE To UNFRIEND On FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW:
25. GUY Who CHECKS In EVERYWHERE:
Please, tell us more about the Buffalo Wild Wings at O'Hare.
24. GUY You've NEVER MET Who ONLY FRIENDED YOU For NETWORKING PURPOSES:
I can't wait to introduce this weirdo to my boss.
23. SELFIE GIRLSame smile, different day. Pray for likes.
22. PEACE SIGN GIRL
She once bought a tie-dye T-shirt at an O.A.R. concert. (This was last year.)
21. GUY Who SHARES EVERY VIRAL STORY From EVERY OBSCURE VIRAL SITE
His tastes are exquisite!
20. Guy Who Loves ObamaThe man can do no wrong!
19. Guy Who Hates ObamaViral Video Guy's backwoods cousin who still uses dial-up.
18. Conspiracy Theory GuyActually, you should never unfriend Conspiracy Theory Guy. In fact, your feed could probably use more CSG.
17. OVERTLY RACIST GUY
Wow, that guy's pretty racist.
16. Girl Who Posts "SO TRUE" Whenever Sharing a Link"Birdman is a brutal commentary on contemporary Hollywood." SO TRUE!
15. Latte Leaf GirlWe get it, you like coffee.
14. Going-Out-Shirt GuyThis may or may not be the only shirt he owns.
13. Paragraph-Length Status GuyNeeds more friends IRL.
12. Guy Who Hates Everyone at His GymSo why do you go so much?
11. Guy Who Won't Stop Showing off HIs Hot GirlfriendHe doesn't know her middle name