Have you ever said to yourself, "If I ever become a billionaire, I'm gonna wipe myself with million-dollar TOILET PAPER,"?!?!?
Well; thanks to TOILET PAPER MAN, you CAN!!!
FASHION BOMB DAILY reports the 22-Karat toilet paper the brand claims to be selling for $1,376,900. Before tax, of course.
As if the market of lavishly overpriced items without substance wasn’t saturated enough, the Australian Toilet Paper Man claims to hold the key to the 22 Karat TP that they are touting as “the most expensive toilet paper in the world.” Because wiping your booty with the newly minted $100 bill just isn’t enough sometimes.
"This is the most expensive toilet paper roll in the world. A Quality 3ply toilet paper with 22 carat gold through the roll. As you use the toilet paper 22 carat gold flakes will fall onto the floor and your behind taking you to another level of sophistication.If you have that kind of money to spend on 1 roll of TOILET PAPER, then why not cop yourself a HANG FUNG GOLD TOILET?!?!?
We have only been able to produce 1 roll at this stage. Naturally it comes gift wrapped. This is 100% useable and safe. Made proudly in Australia by us. Please note this is for only 1 roll."