Friday, June 21, 2013

RELATIONSHIPS FRIDAY: 20 TIPS For The BEST SEX EVER!!!



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GOOD FRIDAY NIGHT to ALL of My CRAZY COOL GROOVY Family, Friends, Frats, Fans, Followers, and Frienemies of ALL Colors, Shapes, Sizes, Flavors, persuasions, and Denominations!!!

LADIES;

Has your SEX LIFE gone stale???

Between your KIDS, WORK, and of course; $$$ PROBLEMS; the Hot, Butt-Naked, Back-Breaking STEAMY SEX you want, need, desire, and deserve may may seem to be only a fantasy.

Are YOU ready to get back to The REAL???

LIFESCRIPT has the TOP 20 TIPS for YOU HAVING The BEST SEX EVER.

Here are the Dirty Dozen from the TOP 20:

1. You’re entitled to GRRRRREAT SEX. 

So what if you haven’t lost your baby weight, certain body parts are drooping or you have a pimple the size of a volcano. It doesn’t matter. 


2. NUMBRS NEVER LIE. 

Women have an average of four sex partners in their lifetime, says the National Center for Health Statistics. Which means many women have field-tested more than four guys. 


3. DATE NIGHT. 

Scheduling sex might sound too anal to be fun, but sometimes planning is in order. You make time to work out and do errands – why not for sex? 

4. WTF is NORMAL?!?!? 

Do furries float your boat? That doesn’t make you weird or freaky. Studies and surveys show that American women have sex in lots of ways


  • 17% have tried bondage.
  • 20% have used a blindfold.
  • 30% have had anal sex.
  • 62% masturbate (usually three to four times a week).
  • 40% use vibrators.
  • 14% look at online porn.
  • 70% need clitoral stimulation to slide into home plate.
  • 18% opt for oral sex.

5. PORN POSITIONS are for PORN STARS. 

Unless Jenna Jameson is your alter ego, your guy doesn’t expect you to do that reverse cowgirl with a half-gainer.

BRANFORD, CT-based Certified Sex Therapist MICHELE SUGG says;
“There are a lot of ridiculous standards out there about how women should be or look or act. Let all that go. Reality is, men are turned on by you.”
 6. LUBE, LUBE, LUBE. 

The right lube can make so-so sex great. There are many lubes – water- or silicone-based – so experiment to see what works.

 As a general rule, avoid anything that warms, cools or tastes like a fruit roll-up – they can irritate the skin.


 7. So FRESH and So CLEAN.

Use mouthwash and baby wipes. Like Tupperware for the bedroom, it keeps everything fresh.

8. Go FISH.

Fish oil reduces inflammation, blood pressure and dangerous LDL cholesterol. But guess what? It also opens up those teeny blood vessels down there.

9. Trade PLEASURE For PAIN. 

At least, not in the “ouch, ouch, OUCH!” way. Sex should feel amazing. If it’s painful, figure out why. It may be a simple matter of changing positions or adding lubricant.

But it could also be a Yeast Infection, an undiagnosed STD, Endometriosis, Painful Bladder Syndrome, Vulvodynia or even Cancer.

DO NOT try to diagnose it on your own – see your OB/GYN.

 10. MEDS Can TURN You OFF. 

Some medications – antidepressants, blood pressure medications, even birth control pills – can blunt your sex drive.

If you haven’t been feeling as frisky as you want, talk to your doctor about whether your prescriptions could be putting the chill on your libido. You might be able to use a lower dose or switch to a different medication.

11. WOMAN, Know THYSELF.

Forget what you see in movies: Only about 30% of women reach orgasm through penetration alone.

That means a whopping 70% of women need hands-on help to cross the finish line.

Touch yourself to bump up the heat, so you can have more, Better, MORE BETTER ORGASMS.

12. Teach HIM to Please YOU.
 He may not want you telling him how to drive, but he’ll appreciate direction about what pleases you.

Just don’t be bossy about it – unless he’s into that. A simple “It drives me wild when you (fill in the blank)” can work wonders.

Still not getting it? Take him by the hand and lead him down the path of your pleasure. Show him specifically where and how (lightly, firmly, slowly, quickly) you like to be touched.

Get the Full 411 on the TOP 20 TIPS For The BEST SEX EVER at LIFESCRIPT

PEACE & BLESSINGS;

-CCG

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